Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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