i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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