You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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