Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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