If that was your dad, he is hot
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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