you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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