does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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