just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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