STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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