If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
They have beer where we have blood.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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