I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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