i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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