All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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