so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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