Me too!
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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