You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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