can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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