Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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