Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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