At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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