I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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