only if we run a train.
done.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
how drunk are you?
Several
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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