Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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