I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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