This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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