anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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