She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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