you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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