i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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