I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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