He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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