Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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