No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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