i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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