I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Its about making memories worth repressing
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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