There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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