just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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