woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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