in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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