quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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