I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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