Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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