You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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