Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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