I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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