do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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