i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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