As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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