We won't sleep together?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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