My nipple is on Facebook.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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