is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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