It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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