She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i dont even know how to be here
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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