Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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