More tranny stories later!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
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