I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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